I thought he was being serious. I'd buy a new Sierra in a heartbeat if I could get a crankstart manual. 

I'd imagine that the AI would be able to calculate rates of acceleration rather swiftly.

Show us a video of an actual engine being destroyed. You're not going to earn a lot of business here with cartoon.

When do we get to play Nice Price or Crack Pipe again?

We don’t choose our battles very well. Our society tends to only be angry about the things that absolutely don’t affect on our own lives.

Isn't that a good thing? 

A star seems inadequate. 

What about when the people they kill is white? That's okay?

Is it no longer the Holy Grail? 

It might be a really large school district. 

“The best school district” has become somewhat of an oxymoron.

That tends to happen a lot in spec home developments, from what I understand. As the poorly built houses start to age, the owners start renting them out but aren't really qualified to be considered a landlord so they fail to perform proper screenings of potential tenants. Once they realize the mistake they made, it's…

Not everyone has been in a manual transmission vehicle. A complete lack of exposure before first attempt would make it a lot more difficult for your proud band of stick-driving geniuses.

Am I really the only one who couldn't stop laughing? I hope this guy monetized the video when he posted it to YouTube.

I'm pretty sure (but really just guessing) that cutting around the rust, and then properly sealing the edges of the cut steel, would be all that is required to stop the spread of rust.

I didn't necessarily need a song stuck in my head on a Friday afternoon, but you definitely gave me one. Thanks, I guess.

Are there any dealer incentives?

Your comment may as well have been written by Dale Carnegie himself. Humility and graciousness aren't as common as they should be. Well done 👍

How would you respond if your employer asked you how much profit you should make on the sale of your labor?

Still pretty weak evidence. I've been relatively close to murders without having been involved.