@c9brown: NO!...NO BAD BROWN BAD! -beats with prerolledupnewspapersforsuchdi...- BAD BROWN NO.. horrible pun..

@0rin: No you want to get with the guy shitting snowballs.

@Hey_Blinkon: Monk : OH MY BUDDHA! LOOK AT THESE FABULOUS NEW ROBES!! THEY HAVE SEQUINS... OH MY FUCKING BUDDHA!.. :| I MEAN OH MY BUDDHA... we can bleep that right?..

Bowsers problem is he cant use condoms because the spikes break them.. So he just goes in spikes first..

@Rear Admiral Meatwad: You think ribbed condoms are good you should try no condoms with bowser..

@MonkeyBiz: Surprising lack of #INB4DUKAKIS tags...

@Rear Admiral Meatwad: O_O — The internet.. Ruining my childhood one comment at a time.. Damn you and rule 34.

@ibscpy: ....and?.. what makes you fat?

@hot_heart: forgot #INB4DUKAKIS tag

@0rin: turns out i have a urinary tract infection and i pissed on it and i now piss acid.. so yeah..

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Ohhhh mexican jumping beans

@BMT: Ahh! That clears it up!.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: I do not know how to interpret that.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Suprisingly you typed this whilst being blind!

@Peter O'Dea: Its k i laughed hard XD