Well, the words “she’s a fucking moron” spring to mind.

Fifty-two? Really? I guess we need to sensitize ourselves to the plight of discontented Americans who are cracky, busted and prematurely haggard as a motherfucker. Surely the unmoisturized anxiety of that forgotten segment of—

Don’t you ever disrespect Jermaine O’Neal like this ever again.

Nope, even as a longtime fan of the Lakers, I saw nothing wrong with that statement. LeBron is better, and frankly, at this rate, I think he’ll go down as being better than Jordan due to career longevity.

The Olympics had to finally just give up the pretense.

just tell ‘em shut up and dribble.

I think we should put the two of them alone on an island to work it out between them, and then forget that we left them there

TOP TIP from a handyman.

Of course it’s of our own making.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Serious morality question: if Dinesh DSouza held a fundraising auction to punch him in the face, but the proceeds go to the NRA, do you bid?

I think the right word is scumbag

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

Don’t send me Jesus, he’s only a man

Ventura Boulevard in Studio City has quite a few serious curves, and that’s one of the big ones. I don’t even know how he ended up in that parking lot — I don’t think it has an actual driveway onto the street, you have to get on a ramp, and sort of do a U turn to get in there.

Doesn’t really matter the size when you’re driving a large vehicle with both a high center of gravity and mass and get it underneath you at high speed.

I don’t think the parking meter caused the flip. I’m assuming he lost control of the car driving freeway speed at the curve, hit the meter, continued into the parking lot, and the car flipped somewhere at that point.

Same, I’ve gone by it a few times and that curve is at a pretty odd angle. Even in a beater like what my lady and I drive, I prefer getting my speed down going into it.

That stretch of road shouldn’t be travelled any faster than half his estimated speed. Crazy.