The accent turns “Enjoy Life” into End your life” faster than an Ozzy Osborn song.

And if they do drop them, watch Netflix jump on that deal faster than Hammond getting into a car accident.

Honestly dude, you lost me there. I don’t understand and don’t want to understand the “Smears below the waterline” comment. I’m an adult man that does his own laundry. I haven’t had a skid mark since I was 10. You might want to look at your diet.

Did you walk through a sandstorm? Your skin seems a bit thin.

Finish with baby wipes like a human and you will never have to worry about skids or itchy ass again.

Maybe you have a better bidet than I do. I’m ‘hitting the target’ so back and forward isn’t the the issue.

You do know they use it for both #1 and #2 right? That’s probably 4 times to every 1 time we use it.

Bidet attachments (which fit right onto your toilet) can clean you up with little or no need for toilet paper.

women use far more than men. It’s amazing how quickly it disappears when I have a girlfriend vs when I do not.

I’m not crushed but I did enjoy the show. It was fun and whimsical without feeling stupid to me.

Your interpretation sounds like the G rated version of my interpretation. :)

Am I the only one that sees a metaphor for a depressed woman coming home from work, turning on some music, getting drunk and masturbating? Not in a sexy way, the whole thing is joyfully depressing. Like a Ben Folds Five song.

I’m a relatively new St Vincent fan. I was surprised to see her sitting back out of the spotlight, being a back up singer/ guitarist. I was thinking “Well isn’t that cool but why? You can’t even see her. If you are not a fan, she is just a back up singer/guitarist.” Now I know. Thanks.

Your next car should be a color. 95% of the cars on the highways today are grey. From white to black and everything in between grey. Even many of the ‘colors’ like the Forest Mtn Green outback above is just a tinted boring grey. Subaru makes a nice orange and blue. Jeeps, there is a car that knows color. Green / Blue…

Chicago Goat Mob, it was the GTO club before the G8 replaced the GTO. I left the state about the same time and they became the Holden something or other.

Kid is Brady’s. Kraft is just his beard.

I don’t have a Lambo but I do have a sporty car with a V8 and a bit of work. I’ve been challanged by police to a race 4 times. (I’ve owned the car for 14 years now.) Most of the challenges were in the first 2 years of owning it. I raced one and won, empty road, late night run. Didn’t trust the others. This is very…

Just noticed your screen name. I was a CGM guy once.

That is a huge asshole move buddy. The only entity that benefits from that is the city. You seriously screw the owner of the car. But that isn’t what happened here. They have been issuing bogus tickets for years. Google “Bogus Chicago Parking Ticket” turns up threads for days.

Correct. But if you are in a car without a city sticker, they will write the ticket. Even if you are from outside the city. This is because most citys and towns in the greater Chicago are have their own city stickers. Only 2 did not when I lived there. I had a city sticker but the location was not the standard Chicago…