I give them less than three years before the inevitable messy end. 

If most of that letter is about how they can get the rent money to the landlord, to me that shows responsibility. Bart O’Kavanaugh seems like an upstanding young man....of high intellect!

Yeah, but we’re giving him a mulligan! - The religious right

I actually like my shovel, we elected a giant piece of shit.

Fat Mac from It’s Always Sunny.

I’ve always been perplexed by Jemele Hill’s popularity. Don’t get me wrong, I’m an equal opportunity guy, I’m fine with women sports casters being given the chance to suck as much as their male counterparts do, but Hill, to me, is insufferable.

It’s a race to the bottom with these clowns!

Mint Julep is the worst!

When was the last time you saw a picture of him and Barron? Or even a mention of him and Barron being in the same setting?

“Hey son, can you help me silence the porn star I was banging? Oh and I can’t get out right now, can you pick up a present for your brother Barron’s birthday?” 

Oh sure, the old, “I’m not sure I liked how I bet, so I’m going to unleash this horse in the sports book bar” ploy.

He had the gin blossoms of a drunk during his rage speech.

Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you!

I’m pretty sure my Upper Canada College buddies could have taken the Georgetown Prep pansies in a fight!

They get it imported from the thriving metropolis of Winkler, Manitoba!

Ha! Young men have been taken to court time and time again for “kavanaugh” like charges. Mostly if it’s a first offense they’ll get a slap on the wrist, if it’s a worse offense, they get a harsher punishment. If they can prove they weren’t there, they get found innocent.

Cowering behind his wife!

Let me guess. “he was young, all young men will do young men things”, “His record is impeccable on the bench”, “He was top of his class at Yale”, “Constitution, blah blah blah”, He coaches young women’s basketball and drives a minivan”, He’s not afraid to fly, so he must be truthful.”

May I just say, I’m a white man and I’m not scared.

Came here to put this up!