Eugh. No thanks.

Pretty much every dog/cat cuddle video ever is my boyfriend and I. Except I don't lick the insides of his ears. Usually.

Nonononononononononono

Gotta say: kiiiiiind of loving the Amanda Bynes troll face up there. Amirite?

Agreed.

Disclosure: I work in advertising. However, while I don't know what the answer is, I think disassociating body image/beauty standards from true internal health would be a great start.

The grandeur of it all is sort of hilarious to me, i.e. that some temporary swelling in your face is something to be admired and marveled at.

NSFW, but does this give you an idea?

Okay re: world's most pierced woman. TMI but I can't be the only one to cringe horribly in wondering about the healing/possible infections/subsequent pussing of all her hundreds of piercings?

This is hardly new. Pretty sure I saw it on Ripley's Believe It or Not or something in the 90s. That said, I still burst out laughing when they all gasped and applauded as he released the first bagel.

"A Japanese company — never mind which one —"

Dear everyone who sleeps or doesn't: you're doing it wrong, and you're dying.

I use mine only when I need to travel.

Yeah, I read that too but I wasn't really sure about the actual metaphor, i.e. "chewing" the scenery.

The audio says Italian research study, not French? #corrections

Can someone explain "chewing the scenery" to me? I don't really understand the metaphor.

This. You. More.

Haha yeah, I noticed too late. I changed my comment to instead express some weary, general exasperation.

Oh, Jesus/Bible people. I wish we could relate.

Holy shit, I love it. Love the comic book faces.