Someone also needs to answer the question of “where do I charge this thing” for people who live in townhouses, condos, apartments, or older/urban neighborhoods where they street park.

And there's a Type R variant, of course.

How does it handle dog poop?

The Mondial is how I picture my effort would end up if I had to design a Ferrari.

Hmmm... White guy?? Black male physician here. I can’t even get the salesman to let me go out to the car myself with the keys even after my credit and income are pulled. I am looking at you Audi Central Houston. A deposit to test drive an Audi. You lost 2 S4 sales to a nice black salesman at Audi West. Also, Fuck…

I’d say that kit car people are the most car people. Building a car in your garage, where you touch and assemble all of the systems in all of their mechanical good - or bad - ness is the most intimate way of becoming familiar with a car you can have - short of designing and building a car perhaps.

Still planning on buying a Factory Five kit of the Daytona one day. It will be my daily driver yet!

You used to see original Shelby Daytonas everywhere in the 90s

Give me the Mach-E all day long

It’s such a one-dimensional, narrowminded, troglodytic notion of car enthusiasm too. Mashing the ‘Go pedal’ and going fast isn’t the only way to appreciate cars.

We damn well better be getting the Shelby Bullitt GT750 Boss One Super Snake I’ve been demanding for years!!!11!!!1!

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

I see your cockpit and raise you a poop deck.

55.8% ND as of 9:15 EDT? For a 5-speed Turbobird in this condition?

I love the idea that all the muscle car nuts in school were really just theater kids like me but without the balls to get onstage.

Ironically they pay a room full of bean-counters, each making $100,000 a year, to figure out that sort of thing.

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

It’s going to be a nuisance, the car coming back late at the end of every stint empty of gas, radio tuned to some obnoxious station and fast-food wrappers under the seat.

Since they’ve lost the weight of the roof, do they call them Neon Lights?

More like an accurate brush. Those people know why their ancestors started the Civil War. Those people know what their ancestors were trying to preserve, asinine and untrue “states rights” arguments to the contrary. The majority of them have always known exactly what that flag means and meant, and even if they didn’t,…