I’m looking forward to this: a return to their blues roots. They’ve always given credit to the artists that inspired them, and whose songs they recorded. I’m one of those white kids who discovered the blues through the Stones. Thanks, guys.

Meanwhile, in their first quarter century, they came out with “Aftermath,” “Let It Bleed,” “Sticky Fingers,” “Exile on Main Street,” “Beggar’s Banquet,” and a few more I’m forgetting. They’re allowed to suck for their second quarter century. Most bands never even make one album that good.

oh ha ha - proof of life album. because they are so old. really, can you stop with the ageism?

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

It’s a puzzle wrapped in an enigma ... dipped in chocolate and sprinkles, then put in a delicious crispy taco shell, wrapped in a pizza, put on a hugs piece of avocado toast, deep fried and covered in a scrumdiddlyumptious miso-sriricha-vegannaise!

I still don’t know what going on. What’s “woke?” What’s “Bae?” NO ONE WILL TELL ME!

Yeah, names and taxes are the same, great take my dude!

there’s a joke here somewhere...

The perfect cover for opportunists to loot and burn?

They don’t even care if you’re even good at racing, e.g. Danica.

It’s people like this that truly undermines legitimate campaigns for change.

And universities are rarely concerned with due process.

That’s a still of the football near a Redskins player, that ain’t possession. Duke would have to be a sorcerer to come up with the ball as quickly as he did if the Redskins player actually did have possession.

Your joke is way better than mine.

You mean, like Ryan Lochte? Oh man! This could be great!

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

Kim, I won’t believe it unless Kameras Kaptured it. Sorry.