From the linked NBC News story:

This. I really wish David or Andrew were writing all the content here. They seem to be the only balanced automotive viewpoints of the writing staff. Its like everyone else hates cars or car culture. I have always loved Jalopnik for its irreverence and counter culture attitude, but it seems like most of the writers…

I call that rewrite time “billable hours”.

Right...don’t let Word judge you for using two spaces. Let me be the one to judge you for that.

Why won’t someone make this style of head unit that doesn’t come with a Porsche tax.  This would be awesome in my Elise.  But....HOW FUCKING MUCH?!?!?!?!

I just like the idea of having a line of head units that fit in a vintage car that don’t look like they were designed by idiots.

Second guess an Architect? Oh yes. Civil engineer? Quite a bit less.

It’s not going to improve any time soon.

You got a weird way of joking.

Looks like they’re also keeping medical benefits, which is nice. That’s the huge issue with healthcare being tied to your employer, it goes away once you’re fired. And the cost of buying private healthcare is way more than it would be it you were simply taxes, like any civilized country. Or uncivilized, for that…

Crew cab trucks are stupid! I can carry everything in my minivan!

Ahh yes, because if the human wasn’t destructive enough, lets get the four legged child that doesn’t understand english and is even more likely to shit on my floors.

Bwahahaha! Where does the child seat go?

Just buy a lottery ticket and win a (barely) Michigan Street Legal jeep owned by our own David Tracy! All proceeds to go to the psychiatrist coordinating the David Tracy intervention.

I could only imagine all the childish articles that would be written about “MANUFACTURE X, THE OVERLORD CORPORATE ASSHOLES, HAVE $XBILLION ON HAND BUT CONTINUE TO UNDERPAY THEIR AMAZING WORKERS” etc if these companies actually did pocket tons of money year after year. Is there a world where auto unions don’t endlessly…

Nah you’re good. Pack snacks, pee on the side of the road, and clean your hands after paying at the pump.

Not to mention the complete lack of direction on this from the state. Okay, so I have a business that I no longer physically have access to. How do I pay the bills that are being sent there, do I get all business mail forwarded to an employees home so they can do payable processing? Oh wait they can’t cut checks…

Doesn’t look good, but let’s be honest, if he really wanted to hurt them, he would’ve called the cops on them.

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