HAHAHAHA THANK YOU!!!

Roger that; uh, Bravo 6, can you get eyes on that 130?

Disclaimer: Probably should've included #BostonFan in my last post...

Who needs sanitation in New York? The toilet is everywhere.

He's the one with the bigger breasts.

Nobody wants to spend 2 months in jail.

You should watch Community. And Parks and Recreation. 2 of the best shows ever made.

You mean like gravity and how bicycles work?

But with full-immersion VR, you will have EVERYTHING to do. Want to make the Death Star trench run? BOOM. Done. Ponder the existence of the universe and all contained within? Guess who doesn't have to punch buttons, like some kind of button-monkey? YOU, which means, hey, you get to sit on a mountain-top and think…

Seriously, futuretimeline.net lays this all out in a very entertaining read, and I wish more people would take the time to actually get into it. Seems like everybody that comes to io9 would love it.

Ah, so that was the "twinkle" in her eye...

They tell you about how AMAZING your date will be and then it winds up being just another shitty article for link clicks.

So, wenn Sie sich an Ihren schrumpfen in Beverly Hills, Sie wissen schon, Doktor alles wird gut...

Come on, it's Jesus, what did you expect?

Should I make this blank check out to you or "cash"?

Was it just me, or was this guy TERRIBLE with his aim?

I do all my surgery on rockets.

Looks like a FLIR or NV unit.