People from Phoenix are Phoenicians.

How do they work?

Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages, tops.

..didn't realize Kanye West was a commenter on Giz...

I'll gladly take the ban for this...

Then you shouldn't pick up Halo 4. Because, sometimes in life, what you want isn't the same as what others want.

...Round, round, get around, I get around...

Odd that Robopocalypse isn't on this list.

Wow. The disgust on this page starts at the top and goes all the way to the bottom.

You'll have to let me know when you choose your new name. I'd hate to lose a friend.

Not at all. I was a little incensed over your "I FUCKING HATE THE US" post, but time allowed me the luxury of perspective. I figure if I was in the position of a lot of people in this world, my view would be the same. Next time, though, you might want to take a break before hitting the submit button. Give it a…

Except this part, which should be mandatory. ESPECIALLY in romantic comedies.

Not for the likes of you, buddy... US Armed Forces get their own satellites.

"You'll never go anywhere spelling it 'magizine', kid"...

Also, last 2 always knife-fight.

Candy bars!!

He meant Damon Wayans... the truly controversial casting choice will provide the real villain for the final tale of the Dark Knight.