Ford should be forced to recall EVERY FUCKING ONE of those douchebag quad beam “low” beam lights that simultaneously flood EVERY rear and side view mirror all at once. 

It’s in danger of being trod upon by dwarves!

Going 15 years between updates, proud of a hideously dated and plasticky interior, horrible MPG. Who do they think they are, Nissan?

You took the box? Let’s see what’s in the box! ... Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You’re so STUPID! 

This one is very easy... the two-tone 1959 Nash Metropolitan 1500 hardtop coupe from 1988's cult-classic “UHF”. Although, it appears to be in near perfect condition, which you would not expect as it is owned by the lovable-loser of a always-down-on-his-luck protagonist, and is a stark contrast to say The Dude’s ‘73…

He also won the Prarie Dirt Classic in late models this year. a 50k to win LM race at the heart of dirt late model land, Faribury Speedway in central illinios. This is a place that people race at for 10 years and don’t get a win. He won the biggest race in his first visit. He was also 3rd in a prelim night at…

It wasn’t for 2021. I’m sure they will make some alterations to the track prep, etc...but they’d do better to just run at Eldora or another dirt track. 

Before the Spectrum was even a gleam in Clive’s eye he made the Sinclair Cambridge calculator in kit form. And I got one for my birthday in 1974, spent a bit of time putting it together then wowed my friends with my magnificent prize.

I’m responding to your comment on my PalmPilot.  Just waiting for it to sync over my com port.

If you had said you were also fascinated by obscure tail lights I’d be sure you’re either Jason or his long lost twin.

“He had a real innate sense of how to distill products down to what is most essential”

This man’s invention is why I was first able to experience the world of Zork. Rest In Peace, and Go North with your mailbox and sandwich in your inventory, sir!

Ford made some truly stripper models in the 90's. At work we have a ‘94 F350. It doesn’t have cupholders, a center armrest, or even a headliner.

But $kay, this is the new old one, and the old new one! 

Pack it up. We are done here.

Working in the tire industry, I’ve come across more than one person who believes that tires should be inflated to the max PSI stamped on the sidewall, and even more people who have no clue that the OEM’s recommended PSI is located on a sticker in the driver side door jamb.  Honestly, it’s pretty wild how little the…

Yup. And then I turn into Jim Kramer driving Bigfoot

Hell that’s what I do going through parking garages in my F-150

I know one thing,....MY ass definitely would be eyeing that thing up as I'm approaching and NO way in hell am I going faster than 10mph, if that.