The boomerest boomer mobile that every boomered. Retro styling of the early 00's, but with that added bubbliness of something that was swollen from a bee sting. Bad at being a truck, bad at being a car, bad at being a convertible.

The Dodge Copperhead: The baby Viper

So to sum things up, your stance is “I’m not against SUV’s, but SUV owners are ‘the thing I hate’”? 

This marketing stunt will have us end up with the Hamburgler as the ultimate boss for Toretto and gang to go up against at the conclusion of Fast XII!

You’re only complaining that this is a cheesy promotion. The meat of the issue is that you’re not willing to get off your buns, so you’ll lettuce do it.  I have news for all of you:  Your excuses will never cut the mustard, and you will never ketchup to the hamburgler! 

Hamburgler just wants to live his life one quarter-pounder at a time.

This is basically an anti-Jalopnik article.

I agree nobody should own a car older than 2023 and also all cars should be no more powerful than 150 hp and all should be speed limited to 55 oh and no vehicles that way more than 3000lbs because these new EVs are so stupid and big and also Elon musk is so stupid and actually cars are really stupid too nobody should…

She is getting way more attention out of this now that it’s posted on national websites than they ever would in a carpool lane. Maybe she agreed to split the proceeds with the school if they made a big fuss over it?

VehicleVirgins. Son of a billionaire on the board for Concours d’Elegance tries to claim he bought his first Lamborghini as a teenager just by interning for one of the Big Three over a single summer. The math just doesn’t math there, and lying to people about his bootstraps and such is pure cringe. There’s nothing…

Supercar Blondie - she appeals to the lowest common denominator of “car guys,” in that she’s simply an attractive woman fawning over a cool car. We get almost zero information about the car she’s showcasing, which is all the more frustrating considering the types of vehicles she films with. She gets open access to the…

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Yeesus, Bradley. This article is bad, your take is bad & short sighted, and your responses to the comments seem to be the equivalent of “I know you are but what am I,” second grade playground chat. Gosh, coming to Jalopnik is like opening the fridge 100 times when you are hungry hoping that something delicious…

Follow the money.

ZL1s aren’t doing anywhere near 200 on the back straights at most race tracks.

Counterpoint. It won't last forever, it just seems like forever.

Suck it, Trebek.

analbumparty!

Hyundai is a company on fire. They’re just killing it.

I like the spec and the idea but not the execution.