I heard four (maybe five) of them were delivered WITHOUT vanity plates. Unbelievable.

It was proofread at 200 MPH.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I’d take my Hyundai to a track day, which would automatically post about it on Facebook, and then Progressive would automatically cancel my policy.

Neutral: Why Is Subaru Such A Hit?

This list loses all credibility without

This one might win for nailing the holiday theme better than most others. I’m not sure what tricks they use to pull this off, but it literally smells like a goddamn christmas tree. Pretty good overall beer as well.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

I am both delighted that Mourinho got sacked and disappointed that he won’t lead Chelsea to relegation.

I bought a Suburban because I have a wife and kids and boat and dog and I use it, but secretly I just want to brag about my wife and kids and boat and dog because I want my life validated since I couldn’t buy that Mustang I really wanted.

-Every person that comes on here to defend their Suburban/Tahoe/Whatever.

I agree; props to MB for continuing this model at an even semi-affordable price.

The flat-12 Subaru developed and failed to put in any race cars

The more they tighten their grip, the more reporters will slip through their fingers...

A C63 AMG coupe. Thanks for asking.

My wife and I had been separated for, oh Jesus, I’m not sure how long. I had stayed back East while she took a job with some hotshot Japanese company in L.A. We decide we’re gonna give things one last chance before the divorce so I fly out there. Her company’s Christmas party is in progress when I arrive, so I head…

They get depressed.

Long story short: I got kicked out of the bar my company had reserved for it’s holiday party for having sex with a co-worker in the bathroom. I am not a smart person.

I have officially lost all faith in humanity.