HA! All I can say is GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!

Re: Malibu-GM tries to do the automotive balancing act you refer to in the article. Trouble is, they do it badly. Or rather, they're too balanced and not strong in any particular attribute. Said another way, they're decent at everything but great at nothing. Jack of all trades, master of none.

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

Valentino blinked his headlights and stretched. Today was a big day. He was going on the block.

You can park a jumbo jet in there!

As long as you're paying him, Stan Lee will put his name on whatever you want.

That's the wrong black label. You want the Jalopnik, Breakfast Scotch, Black label.

Man, Saleen is pretty cocky for a company that sounds like the next city to be wrecked by Daenerys Targaryen.

43 is 43 years too old to be saying "bro" with a straight face.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

We've made flying almost as cheap and easy as traveling on a a Greyhound bus.

Show me, on the Amiibo, where Midas touched you.

Obvious joke is...obvious

Thats the shit part with some of the bad apples. Like what was said above, the WRX/STi community is strangely friendly. I always get friendly waves from other drives when I have mine out and about.

That's just shameful. Gives Subaru owners a bad name. I hope the CHP gives him what he deserves..

Future BMW ownership?

adding ~300hp to a car already known to be difficult to handle, in a time before traction control was well developed...whats the worst that could happen?

So Marriotti can't say it was a hit piece that hurt his business. It promoted it!