That makes me say, BRZ who?

I got that set of Craftsman ratchets at Sears for $99 a few years ago. Just saying that it can be found for less. Great, comprehensive set.

Bet you won’t buy one for your next car.

So the Lions are the scooter and you’re Old Lady Ford giving them new life?

You don’t. You throw it out and buy a new one. You’re driving in a Rolls-Royce, you can afford it.

You would think that, but they are’t because they’ll dump their money into Jeep and Ram and let the Dart be relegated to rental fleets when it has SUCH great potential to be legitimately fun

But what about the Costco Kirkland brand vodka? 1.5L for something around $28

It looks like something that came out of Korea.

You can count me in that camp also

I imagine this is how the staff looks in real life now with Patrick as Lemmiwinks. Note: a missing Catatafish.

I can’t believe a recommendation I made was on the list! I think I’m a real Jalop now.

And to think, “I can own the car that Doug DeMuro has farted in...”

Definitely unfounded. Give them a shot. Darth Vader, Star Wars, and Lando’s mini series are all excellent reads. If it bothers you that they could be too close to the original canon, just enjoy the stories for what they are that happen to feature characters you’re familiar with.

Let’s not forget the cardboard quality head gaskets that the EJ20 (and some 25s) loved to blow

I love how this is never going to go away. You have your tire pressure off 1.5psi only once and Jalopnik never forgets it...

Yeah if we bought it, that would have been the motor followed by a tune when it was out of warranty along with a downpipe. We leased just knowing that we’re getting something different in a couple years since the kid will likely change what we’re looking for out of our cars. I’ve wanted to get behind the wheel of a…

2nd Gear:

I miss my FXT every day.

Offer $1200, swap motor, drive until the apocalypse is done, continue to drive.

This sounds like a job for our resident attorney, Steve Lehto!