He is survived by his parents and the six A’s in his name.

Bad week to be a good college running back / bad NFL running back. If I were Curtis Enis I’d be laying low.

The one-month. Plus, with these anniversaries of the Sox title we get to play “How Fat Has Bobby Jenks Gotten Now”

uh, the 1-month is more sad dude

A couple celebrating their one month anniversary or a couple celebrating their ten year anniversary. Which one is more sad?

The one month thing. A lot of franchises have a celebration at the major anniversaries.

Because hypocrisy is the newest thing. All the kids are doing it now.

You’d only take Sale in your bullpen...you’re funny!

Which is why Dusty Baker is a Major League Baseball manager and you are a whatever-it-is-that-you-do.

I had friends on facebook celebrating the one month anniversary of the WS win. That’s fucking dumb

Wasn’t there more to it tho? Like weren’t the uniforms extremely uncomfortable and he told management all the way in spring training he wasn’t gonna wear them but they still went ahead with the unis?

a washed up closer picked a fight with your star in the dugout lol

He’s perfect for the Nats as they don’t have any throwback uniforms to make him wear and lose his shit over.

I love guys like that. Him and Leno. Guys who have worked for it and can buy and drive whatever they want. And they do.

Go sit in the corner and contemplate reality until I figure out a more fitting punishment.

Two reasons why you’re a shit heel:

Christ, he looks like a clown in the picture above.

Except for all the ones who died trying to swim/float to Florida.

The only way this could have been more fitting was if it had caught fire and burned.

I hope the Cuban people can now get a fair shot with him gone, and America being run by the grown ups again who aren’t afraid to call Castro a dictator wrapped in “communism”.