Not unless it either generated it's own gravitational pull OR was in itself a black hole.

Ah, that makes sense. Figured something that hot, now matter how big, would have the energy to just melt anything near it. It's just crazy to think they could create something like that with such a heat output behind it.

"...hundred thousand times hotter than the inside of the sun..." What!?!? Wait a minute... Are you telling me that this thing was able to withstand that heat without disintegrating or is that just an estimation?

That wouldn't be necessary as the mass would break right through the collider and probably any other surface that couldn't support the weight beneath it thereafter. It'd probably shift the Earth's axis as well.

Why does Twitter even have 500 employees???

But could it see Prince Albert in a can?

I'd get this if I can fix my stupid PS3. Took it apart to fix the yellow like once, and now it's back. Actually, even worse, it doesn't even turn on! Maybe the power supply is fried? Uhg... Really don't want to spend $300+ on a system, right now.

I just bought frozen shrimp from a local fish market that was cleaned, shelled and frozen. It actually didn't taste as well as the frozen shrimp I bought from the grocery store. The prepackaged one from the grocery store had no additives or anything, but still had shells. Maybe it had to do with where the shrimp are…

That one deserves the coveted Trophy of Awesome!

This was worth reading just for "loo-paper" alone.

"I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive."

Haha! Probably shouldn't have looked at this while on a conference call. Serves me right for not hitting 'mute'.

Call me when Grendel shows up.

This is about the only series that I would want to play on a 360, but I won't buy one just for this. Looks cool, though. Hope it does well.

I started playing a new drinking game involving a shot for every hyphen in this article. I didn't make it passed paragraph 5...

Where's the artic... Oh. I see it.

You can complain about people who use the word 'simulacrum'.

Yes, but, can you teabag?

I just recently took apart my machine and removed the paste (actually, whatever tiny bit was left) and replaced it with the silver thermal paste from Radio Shack.

The giant blue dragon is in Porto, actually (and they won the Europa Cup today, too!). ;-)