Who buys a boxster as an investment? A 911r would be what one would purchase to actually make a profit on.

Why don’t you start your own auto blog and stay the hell outta jalopnik if it bothers you so much... I love Jalop for quirky articles like this and I think most would agree with me.

I love how being able to afford this truck automatically makes you an idiotic, rich ”douchenozzle”.... So what if someone wants to spend their money on it, it’s THEIR money not yours. Would it be my first choice? No, but I’m not gonna stand around and cast judgement on people I’ve never even met for purchasing one.

I use a few hand signals too, although they’re not necessarily DOT approved.

We got drunk and it just happened. 

Sometimes when I’m feeling really ballsy I change lanes without signaling for the full 100 feet required by law, gives me a crazy rush.

It was just a joke man

Ford might really like it or decide it’s trademark infringement and send them a “cease and desist” letter... I guess we’ll find out soon.

Hey don’t tell anyone but sometimes I record basketball games without the express written consent of the National Basketball Association.

Right I just read past that... Let’s talk about the car not a damn typo lol.

Trump getting elected was the fault of the Democrats... Hillary was a HORRIBLE candidate, had the democratic party backed Sanders he would have won, EASILY. And I say that as someone who voted for Hillary, I’m not one of those “feel the bern” lunatics but he would have been a hell of a lot better than Trump.

Tax/fee/etc included prices should be the norm... Traffic schools for example will advertise for $35 and end up being $175, it’s annoying as fuck and completely dishonest.

I know us jalops aren’t the most rational people when it comes to cars but really, 78% NP? Unless there’s a way to make a decent profit off this deal that I’m not aware of, y’all must of been smoking the crackpipe.

Yeah for me it’s just a let’s burn some rubber and make this tincan do some shit it’s really not supposed to do, I’m fairly good at it but like I said don’t take it too seriously... I hold hill climbs and rally racing in a much higher regard than drifting, only motorsports that I actually watch, the control those…

Drifting is actually enjoyable though (ever tried it?), sliding around bouncing off the limiter just feels good, in a bad sort of way. I’ve taken a few people out who’ve never experienced it 1st hand, they all told me what a good time they had (some weren’t even car people), it’s not something to be taken super…

I hate that “stance” car culture... Let’s take cars that handle really well (s2000, e46 m3, miata etc) and lower and camber them to the point that the contact patch is equivalent to a bicycle tire. Love imports, hate ricers.

Best value and “best” period are two different things though... No one’s gonna convince me that a Kia or Hyundai is better than a Mercedes/Porsche/Ferrari etc.

The stinger and a nice looking genesis come out and now the “best” new cars are Korean. Lol

Of course not... But he’s using them to get attention for his race track.

So you’re a douche because you afford to drive a respectably luxury car? Most of douchebags around my city drive lifted trucks with obnoxiously loud mufflers or straight pipes.