How is your f150 wider than a hummer?

Obviously fake... Undercovers cops don’t tell people they’re cops, that’s kind of the whole point of being “undercover”.

“I admire the German cars but I will never buy one seeing how they like fucking up our air for profit.”

You could get a used CtsV wagon though...

Wow a Toyota Avalon? You must make a ton of money. Auto repair shops aren’t the most profitable ventures in the world let’s not get crazy. Your insults are petulant and ignore the fact that you failed to grasp the concept that MOST, if not all manufacturers are cheating emissions in some way, shape, or form. Yet you…

Yeah because that dang old two pedal nonsense is too got damn hard... Really Nissan? First the Juke and now this, they’ve officially lost their minds.  

That low trunk line has been in the Rolls design language forever... Especially the really old ones, they got that white girl booty.  

Gm, Mazda, Honda, Mitsubishi etc... The list of emission cheaters is long. And from your “high prices” rant I doubt you could even afford one in the first place. Educate yourself a little bit before you go off on the “greedy.. Germans” for something that everyone’s doing.

And every one of them on skinny, bias ply tires... Put them on wide, modern rubber and they’d be much faster in the quarter.

Maybe learn to laugh a little?

Fucking hilarious... Jalopnik needs more articles like this!

Everyone should be hand washing would be a better statement... There’s plenty of manually operated car washes for people who don’t have their own hose. It’s pure laziness to use an automated wash, most of the people using them could benefit from the exercise too, whether they care about swirl marks or not.

I wouldn’t mind being “patted down” by the tsa women in the picture... Unfortunately it’s usually some fat guy that smells funky.

Drugs... The answer is always drugs. Pop a few Xanax and you won’t even care if the damn things on fire.

I do this even more so on Friday and Saturday nights when the drunk fucks are out.... Last week it kept me from getting hit by eclipse that blew it doing about a hundred. Dumbass was going so fast he bottomed out going through the intersection and lost a few pieces of his car in the process... Karma.

It might be a geographical thing too though.... I live in Arizona, I don’t see too many older American trucks (plenty of newer ones though) but there’s a lot of 80s and early 90s Japanese vehicles that are beat to shit still on the road.

I see plenty of beater Hondas and Toyotas around my city... Exponentially more so than Lincoln Towncars. Shit my first car was a beater Toyota Paseo, never changed the oil on it either, why? Because I wanted to kill the fucker but she wouldn’t die.

Yeah definite meme fail... No self respecting Cobra owner would ls1 swap their terminator.

That whole video was... Unimpressive. We need more hill climbs, and less hillbillies.

Why...