“This car will leave anything for dust! It is OFF! It can move!”

“when my American bruvs tell me that my British accent makes me sound more intelligent, I bite my lip thinking about all the other British accents that have quite the opposite effect.”
This is a chav story. Gotta use the correct terminology.

Maybe he went across town to engineer the mid-engine Corvette.

Honda used to sell a version of the Civic as the STD model.

I have the most irrational love for LS’. A few choice mods and they can still look like a million bucks

Everything I have read seems to suggest engine parts are relatively reasonable, but it’s the suspension parts and labor that will get you. When I had my IS, OEM parts weren’t bad at all (Full timing kit for less than $300) and I managed about 90% of the labor myself. But for someone that relies on dealer service…

Crown Vic FTW. This was mine.

Hotdamn. Tack on $2k to get the midwest price on those.

My mom had a Buick Regal, with the 3800 V6.

The first time I saw one of these beauties in person I must have been 19 years old or so. Walking down the street from my friend’s house, I see a silver 911 parked in the driveway of his neighbor, whom I usually know for his blue RS4 that is always there. As I got closer, I recognized the distinctive shape of the rear…

Way Torch. Much Wow. So graphics. Many chickens.

(punches wall, sobs)

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

NEMESIS!!!!

Or maybe because he put it there then painted over it? It’s not the lack of a grille that people don’t like, it’s that it looks like crap.

Oh yeah probably. The guy who started shit was beat down pretty bad, I could have dealt with number two just fine I think. My friend wasn’t crazy by any means, but, he wasn’t exactly level headed in making good choices that’s for sure. I think he got a good laugh when I beat the shit out of the driver, but when the…

Ok so....floor it then SLAM the brakes. Then watch Skiddy Gonzales try to ice skate with his face down the highway!

For fucks sake let it go! Whats that important? A friend of a friend of mine tried to crawl through some guys sunroof for “road rage” and ended up shot in the face.

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