I see your campervan, and I raise you...

Thank you.

...a dude in Vlaardingen murdered his wife, and then killed himself... the newspapers were incredible about this. He was such a nice guy, a pillar of the community, a beloved trainer of the local soccer club, a respected member of the military police (the Marachaussee), a natural leader, his kids loved him. There was…

The dam has broken. Now they know there’s a chance of getting justice, more and more victims are going to come forward. This shitstain’s going to have new charges coming at him for the rest of his life.

I am currently living with my parents who are avid Fox News fans.

I think that [that line] is not so much being like, Kat suddenly finding out that fat people can be beautiful. It’s all about taking that pressure away. It’s more like, “I don’t give a fuck.”

The Pink House owner should team up with Rand Paul*’s neighbor. They could form a club. “Assholes who get irrationally mad about your neighbors doing things they’re perfectly entitled to do”.

Sometimes I feel like gray is better than losing it though?

And all the stuff about Donny Jr. being a raging drunk douche back then is totally true. It appears he has not evolved.

The aged Jared looks like Prince Phillip.

Well....I mean she was kind of prescient wasn’t she?

Aw, shit, you just made me pity Don Jr. I feel gross now.

Can any of the presidential candidates remind Moscow Mitch that he should suck it up, rub some dirt on it, and go back to work like a real man, because he only got an ouchie as opposed to A FUCKING ASSAULT RIFLE ROUND TO THE GODDAMN FACE

Fake Fox News has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years.

Oh shit you’re right. The president is calling on the nation for unity and action in the wake of a gun tragedy, but thinks it’s necessary to make his hands look bigger.  JFC.

I’d feel the same way about that helicopter as I feel about the Playboy mansion.

NDAs don’t cover criminal activity.  They’ve probably taken the 5th, they’re accessories to a serious crime.  Blackmail is also a valuable passtime.  I can’t imagine they are The Best People.

The only tragedy is that he survived the suicide attempt.

The Washington Post has dubbed the owner of the Lolita Express a “perversely tragic figure”

The Root is...not in the business of transforming racists into social justice warriors or changing hearts and minds in hopes of reversing white supremacy. Words cannot do that.