I don’t get why Deadspin Kinjanistas are so opposed to Austin Rivers being on this team. You all would’ve slobbered George Karl if he had Koby on his team, but Austin Rivers surely outperformed what anyone thought he had in him in this series, he’s not why they lost and his dad being a bad game manager but solid…

http://newsok.com/blake-griffins…

Really??? I’m so disappointed they didn’t show an ad agent of colour now. I do wonder if they had to get permission from Coke to imply that their fictional character made that ad. I’m imagining Coke executives running around the office this morning planning to bring back that ad and cash in on Mad Men :)

Austin!!!!

Blake Griffin is 6’10” on paper (the same way Garnett say he’s 6’11” when he’s really 7’1”). He’s probably really 6’8”...maybe. He’s about the same size as Lebron. Like Love, he needs a big center behind him to cover his lack of height.

Yes, it was created by three people, including an ad agent of color (which Mad Men never showed.)

I don’t think hotel rooms are what she’ll end up cleaning, if you catch my drift.

125 hours... Most full-time employees hit that in 3 weeks, Lindsay, and you can’t do that in 3 years. Grow up.

Lohan would rather flee her home and [redacted] a hotel owner for a free place to crash than just do some volunteer hours? Okay, look, I put almost nothing past this broad, but this seems a little-short-sighted even for her. Don’t get me wrong, I can hear her talking this shit, but it remains to be seen if she is…

Well, then...I'll buy the child a ticket.

Take all the credit for the upside, and quickly blame others when you’re being exposed.

I don’t think Monaco will take her. They got thier share of annoying white women from Hailey on this season’s Amazing Race.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

Princess Monistat of Monaco

“I want to break it,” Rivers told USA TODAY Sports. “I want to lose. That’s why I came here. I knew when I came here that roster-wise, that was going to be very difficult. The first thing I did before I took this job, I looked at the roster and we laughed. I was like, how can I possibly fuck this u....AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, I don’t think she has much of a career to keep.

Look, no, I can’t even with Taylor. Look, for all seriousness now...her new video is about how she’s an evil cyborg rebuilt by some sort of shadow-y organization to be a remorseless killing machine.

I felt bad for Kendall and Kylie getting booed like that onstage, but then again it just shows how exhausted the entire world is at that whole family. I’d suggest they became a bit more low-key for the remainder of the year, but that’s never going to happen.