Ok, I see where I’m going wrong.

Can...can she see?

Oh, God. Awful news, and I am sorry. Doggers take up such huge residences in our souls, that the mere thought of their leaving is unbearable. Nothing can be said to ease your burden, other than everyone thinks they have the best dog in the world, and everyone is right. All you can do is love them. Sending massive love…

Yeah. I hear you. Bit much, probably.

You make good points. Especially about the dogs. I’ve quite recently decided to live, for a while at least. Probably because of my dog. And anti-depressants. But you’re right. It’s hard to live in a world where Donald Trump is a thing, and not think it’s all been some weird dream.

Jesus.

Have you considered heroin?

It isn’t pointless. There are still mojitos. Once mojitos go, we’re fucked, granted.

*the void replies, “But her eeeemmmmaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllllllssssssss”*

Well. Kind of. It’s more staring into the gaping abyss of my own life, feeling compelled to keep going despite the mess all around, wondering if the mess all around has ever been this bad, but being unable to look away from the mess all around like driving past a car crash. I’m thinking of taking up cocaine.

Yeah. It is weird. What could possibly have prompted this? I thought everything was fine.

But the falsely accused are vastly outnumbered by the genuinely guilty. I mean, to the point where it’s almost a joke - for the U.K., it’s either 1% or 3% of all accusations. When you consider that this is a crime that largely goes unreported, mainly because victims don’t think it’s worth going through only to be…

“And you tryin’a stop that thing with yo FEET?!?!” She’s a diamond!

Dude, I don’t believe in being offended. I’m not angry, or defensive. I am really confused about what your point actually is.

Whilst I am sorry to hear that you too have been abused, I am struggling to understand why you are arguing that the small number of false accusations should take precedence over the overwhelming majority of genuine abuses here.

I think you may have found the catch, my friend. False allegations ruin lives. True allegations just follow you around and don’t stop you being president. Phew!

Wow. That is something. Your poor sister. I really feel for her, having been through a similar imposed censoring process throughout childhood and adolescence, though my mama isn’t a narcissist. She has a pathology of her own, and it came from a well-meaning place, but it’s only now that I see what a devastating…

Because it’s one rule for him, another for everyone else. Remember when he was insisting that if Clinton won, it would be because the election was rigged? And how the electoral college was bullshit, until it helped him win?

A likely story!

What do you mean about your sister, and the penalty?