Everyone needs a dad like this.

Nothing about that hair is natural. Is it even hair?

Oh God. I’d laugh if any of this was funny.

He has Resting Nutsack Face.

This is true. I take it back. Bellend would be the male equivalent, I suppose, but it’s got an unsuitable comedy overtone.

Maybe he’s just trying to give his vulva neck some breathing space?

He looks like a twat.

You know how when you take photos at a toddlers birthday party, they often seem to just have their mouths open because they shout a lot? This is that.

With a charming line in anti-feminist bile...

He looks like a toddler at his own birthday party, which nobody wanted to come to but their mums made them.

It’s his pout that does it for me. It’s like he thinks it’s his President Face.

She looks like a sexbot with a football stuffed up her jumper.

Devonna, just do you. I’m sending some unsolicited virtual hugs - and I hope you’ve had some help with the PTSD. X

It’s British. Same as “wanker” but less vicious.

Aimee, I loved the line about showing up for yourself. That’s pretty good advice whatever the obstacle. I’m trying really hard with that at the moment; I finally combed the dreds out of my hair and washed it today, for the first time in a week. Doesn’t sound like much but its progress for me. I am so glad Christmas…

There isn’t any advice. But I really appreciate you taking the time to reply.

True - I commented a lot over the summer, after I was raped, and I genuinely think those conversations got me through those days. SNS always seems a little frenetic, though, and I’m in the U.K. so the time difference makes it tricky to join in.

True - I commented a lot over the summer, after I was raped, and I genuinely think those conversations got me through those days. SNS always seems a little frenetic, though, and I’m in the U.K. so the time difference makes it tricky to join in.

We’re a little different, there. I don’t care when it is, I just don’t want it to be now and I don’t want to be here. Work is a welcome distraction but it feels like months away.

Dude, same.