Oh God. One’s enough, surely?

Burn this motherfucker to the ground.

“Not enough by half.”

IKR? Don’t get me started on Prince, because I am Not. Over. That.

When you said it was “nice”. Nooooooooo.

Me too. However, in some ways I’m glad he didn’t feel pressured to give in and come out. He didn’t want to tell the world because of his mama, and he didn’t owe anyone anything.

Same. Sounds like he has a bad head cold and his voice is stuck somewhere down the back of his throat.

Sam Smith sounds like he’s singing inside a bucket.

Luther. Oh, my. You absolute diamond. Xxxx

Happy to help; however, you should know that they fit on sight and feel, not tape measures. I was measured by a well known store everyone gets their underwear from here as a 32E. It never felt right, my posture was bad, everything was wrong but I just assumed that was what happened with that size. They took one look…

Sorry to leap frog on this post, but Bravissimo is based here in the UK, stocks loads of brands, and they ship worldwide. They’re brilliant. And if you do come over, your lovely wife should come to one of their stores and have a fitting.

Trust me, you are doing something special. And making me well up with your childhood sweetheart talk! Speaking as someone who can’t even get their husband to stay in the room whilst they’re answering the token “How was your day?” question, you seem to me like a really special, loving person. I wish you all the joy.

Bravissimo is based here in the UK but they ship everywhere. They have loads of t-shirt and longline bras, the latter of which I’ve tried in a bid to take some of the pressure off my ribcage. I’m 28GG here, which mean two basketballs held up by a drinking straw.

What a kind and lovely spouse you are. Your wife, aside from those bitches breaking her back, is a lucky woman. X

Same. I’m not over it.

Prince, please come back. Everything has gone to shit since you left.

Congratulations?

 Marriage is a stupid waste of time. The royals are pointless.

Let’s be honest, the whole thing is whack! The word “become” is erroneous, for a start...!

Until he liberated them by...um...refusing to wear condoms...?