I’m really laughing at Chrysler launching a huge rebrand. The satin sheets drop off of three blobby shapes on a stage lit by spotlights to reveal three crossovers. This is the future of Chrysler. A somewhat enthusiatic announcer with a headset tells us “We are excited to officially welcome the all new Chrysler Small,…

OK,

That navigation interface from 1982 still looks better than my 2008 Accord.

“PUT IT IN H!”

No.

Listen here Giancarlo, someone has to be the backmarker.

Get a big ol’ Kenworth with an outlandish western scene painted on the trailer. Then use a 77 Trans Am Special Edition to run blocker. Keep in touch via CB to avoid those Smokeys. Then get Eastbound and down.

Isn’t virtually every car “adult owned” since there aren’t many 16 and 17 year olds who could afford to buy a car.   Hence “adult owned” isn’t much of a qualifier.

Just the use of the term “adult owned” make me think this was not, in fact, adult owned.

Rumours are they’ll enter if they can use a 3.8l twin turbo V8 and the carbon tub from their roadcars, as it’s the only car they know how to make. 

I think it’s a much broader problem.

“Why does everyone from New York go into religious fanatic mode about how only their pizza is the one true pizza whenever anyone from Not New York mentions pizza?” 

tacometer > tachometer

My friend, you deserve far more stars than you will get; some of us can’t handle the truth stated so bluntly. Bravo!

Jalopnik will create another completely irritating ad delivery method on the site.

Neutral: F355

Good, how do we stop them coming back though.

Hey heads up, it is possible to build a small light car that is safe. 

Right!? When do we start looking inside the vehicle for cause.