Sure, that’s why fucking Lime and Bird scooters litter the sidewalks of my fair city.  Because sometimes what you guys call “disruption” is simply chaos.

That’s definitely a new definition of a  track car.

As much as it pains me, I’m selling my internal combustions and getting all EVs.

I want to go to a track with my Type R, but I’m deathly scared of doing something stupid with it since I’ve never been on a track before.

I really shouldn’t drive before accomplishing the first 8 goals. 2018 I was particularly rough on the Lancer. Big plans for it in 2019.

Pull the engine out of this 87 CRX HF, rebuild and replace the engine, then take the CRX for a drive under its own power. I have 1% of the required skills. 

Sell my appartement.
Buy a house with a big garage. 
Buy a garage with a house attached to it.
Finish my ‘54 Chevrolet Bel Air project which I haven’t touched in 6 years... 

Planning one trip to the Texas Hill country in March to ride the Twisted Sisters. Bringing both bikes-Harley Low Rider and GSXR 1000. More shit like that and less work is the goal. 

I fully intend to make a manual CTS-V wagon happen this year, then pass off the non-V wagon to Dad. It’s so close I can taste it. Come oooon, penny stocks!

It’s weird, we used to play tracks on the jukebox. Now the ugly box of a Juke plays with tracks. My head hurts.

Nope. Then David wrote this dumb take, and thought it was good.

I used to deliver pizza in a Toyota Corolla.....and then some guys from a neighboring county tried to race me......

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

Spaceballs - the shifter!

This is wrong, and you know it. Wrenching on cars that were born before you were should make you realize what happens to old molded rubber components. They dry out, they degrade from UV, and they crack. Then the thick rubber section opens it’s terrible maw when you slide it into first gear, and as you satisfyingly…

Either Clark’s or Ellen’s Parents drive this ultra cool Lincoln Continental Convertible in Baby Blue.

Good point. If it’s water cooled, they should call it the Corvwet.

But can you lie? See my other brother he can't deny....

I always thought it was telling me to go to McDowell’s

Gatwick would like to thank its staff for having half of their normal disruptions and would like to remind passengers that at least it isn’t Luton.