It’s a step up from the Beetle? And, I mostly use it in town, and use a safer car for freeway trips. Also, while his safety is absolutely important to me, so is the enjoyment he gets from being in the car. I mean, he rides his scooter down our street, walks on sidewalks near roads, and does any number of other things…

“…makes for somewhat hard reading these days…”

Do they make wooden ecoin?

Tata, that paragon of cheap, non-technical Indian IT contractors?

360 is good, 430 is better, F-40 is best.

Come on now... you can’t get enough clicks if you don’t generate the rage. How can you generate the rage if you don’t ignore the context?

I couldn’t take more than 10 seconds of that. Here are some Ducatis to soothe your broken ears.

Meh. Six vulgarians on a jolly. Paganis are the tackiest supercars on the road. Those interiors are embarrassing. Seriously, you’d have to be a walking #blessed hashtag to own one of these, a sentient Ed Hardy product.

Izzat you, Mr Elio?

It it me, or do these super-hyper-cars all start blending into one another after a while? Aston Martin. Lamborghini, Mclaren, Bugatti, Pagani—they all friggin look the same, man.

Is that the Ford of Damocles?

The whole independent contractor thing is so frustrating to me, because I absolutely loath Uber’s practices pretty much across the board, but simultaneously cannot wrap my head around how Uber drivers are employees and not contractors.

Uber - I understand the issues with the subcontractor thing, but I hope drivers realize the freedom they currently have will be curtailed. They will have to work minimum number of hours a week to qualify for benefits and Uber can limit the number of hours a week they allow them to work to 40 and under so they don’t…

“Parallel Parking is easy to do!!”

Witnessing a manual transmission for the first time back when I was a youngin’. It was a 1990ish red Celica. Loved that car.

Then you should kill him and eat his heart.... to gain his driving courage.... his rich, tasty driving courage.

That BMW’S have turn signals.

Can we start a company that aims to be like Singer but for ‘99 Corollas? Like, we “reimagine” them to look almost like new, but with subtle improvements on the outside and gobs of performance and interior upgrades. Then we sell them for ridiculous amounts of money because of the “pure driving experience” or something…

I don’t want flying cars for everyone. Just me.

Well ok. But only because you said please.