Fuck slideshows:

I giggled at it.

Can they say when they’ll commit to stopping ugly?

Vulgar thing.

Why would you bother stealing such shitty cars?

Extreme E is still a thing?

We are all assuming that this rolling of coal and crashing into cyclists actually happened as described. We’ve heard the cyclists side of events but not the drivers.

Is there a crowdfunding effort for the fine.  I have a contribution ready.

Manufacturers.  One more time for the hard of thinking:  Put a screen on the dash.  Make the screen mirror my phone.  Ideally make it connect to my phone wirelessly.  This is the way forward.  Everything else is a massive waste of fucking time.  Stop being dicks.

But we shouldn’t be so quick to judge.

So it’s interior looks like....any 90s interior?

Good.

Does it matter?  Hand wringing idiots will.  And there’s lots of them.  So it doesn’t really matter does it?

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Why would you pay $8 million +5% of that to live on a cruise ship?  $8 million buys you a very nice yacht of your own.

Will I have to provide my own crayons or do you supply them?

I bought an Elise once.

Pictures of me naked?

Every single person driving a van is a total fuckwit who will actively try to kill you through wanton stupidity or passively try to kill you through total inattention.