Wow and what a stunning difference in cars free development has led to...

Forget the subscription service.  I’d never get that far.  I have the gift of sight.  Look at the fucking thing.  It’s a styling apocalypse.  If you buy that, with or without a subscription feature service you need to get your eyes checked and your head examined.

It’s a bit samey isn’t it?  Couldn’t they have thought of something new?

“who will be giving Jalopnik a more detailed and nuanced take on what’s going on soon.”

My work here is done.  :)

I understand that you prize wanker.  That doesn’t make it classy or desirable.  Just expensive.

I will never understand why people think that type of wood/fake wood and blue leather are acceptable for car interiors.

Oooh.  Deathy!

I have tested this theory using far less horsepower and a tree.  You are 100% correct.  They cannot occupy that same space.

Motus?

Gawk, buy, sell soul into eternal damnation for...

You like this game? This is a good car ruined to me. Waiting for the snail to wake up turns what could be a precise, exacting, satisfying thing into a game of elastic throttle pedal and response bullshittery and misery.

Lego.  Not Legos.

Have you seen the front of the new BMWs?  This bloke and his horse fixation have some way to go before the styling industry consider him damaged.

One look at the wheels on that van tell me everything I need to know about Karma.  

I’m ignorant for finding a tedious car that wasn’t up to the same fit and finish quality as the big 3 germans in the same segment?  Ignorant because someone at the factory decided those shitty plastics were ok?  That the infotainment system didn’t have a hand crank you spun before using it was genuinely surprising to…

“The Bentayga is basically the rich person’s Rav4"

Mmm Lagonda

You, Sir, are the hero we need for these troubled times.

Honestly.  It happens to every single woman who tries to get in one.  It goes from “ooooh nice” to “that stupid fucking car” in one entry attempt.