Can we agree that the topheavy margarita glass\martini glass is an awful design? I feel like they designed it knowing that there would be a good chance that the drinker would knock it over, thus needing to buy more booze.

“I had to be who I am, a traitor to my country.”

Fuck him, I’d call him Mr. Koppenhaver the whole time. Or maybe I’d call him Metta World Peace.

Dude looks like a lady...

I hope it ends up better for them than most winners.

He should ask if Crosby douched.

He sounds more like a Title XXX official if you ask me

Good work ass heads.

Having a kid doesn’t make you a good person. Driving drunk enough to get pulled over definitely doesn’t speak to being a good person either. If he has been slated for deportation since 2008, clearly our immigration system is broken.

Is there a setting to remove this shit from the “you may also like” section? I don’t really care if you have a Spanish section, it just isn’t relevant at all to me considering I’m a primary English speaker who doesn’t like to read the news or blogs in Spanish, so no I will not also like this. 2/3 of the posts in my…

Why is this shit showing up on my “you may also like” section. I dont speak Spanish.

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

If only they had had weeks to months of notification that they were going to have to move.

Please do remember to clean up your campsite after you leave.

Officer: Where you coming from?

...guessing Nas would know who’s a racist.

Skank

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

I’m pretty sure he was talking about the British slaves and hirelings as America was not the only nation to have slaves and indentured servants that fought in our Revolutionary War.

It seems much more likely that rather than disparaging the slaves and hirelings fighting for this nation, he was actually saying that not…

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