Pfffft, be still woman.

Thugs need aggressive policing at an early age. I’m good with the felony beef.

Hey, if the laces-free shoe fits, wear it.

Your coverage is pretty slanted here. Yellow journalism, I’d call it.

A real shock, because from the looks of him I would have expected him to hand the ball to the referee and then go shake all of the defenders hands.

I’m an old rich white guy and... not offended! See, I’m just looking at my massive stock portfolio, listening to my wonderful wife and perfect kids putter around in the next room, and I realize that my life is nearly perfect. Some “woke” millennial calling me names actually improves my day! Keep it up!

Rose, we don’t wan’t the pussy to go away. We want it to pipe down a little. That’s all. Shhhhhhhh.

After heavy use like that, my jack sock is nowhere near that flexible.

Yeah, that’s really low to put a picture your house in there, Harriot. I mean the privacy concerns alone. Did you do the thatching yourself?

You so woke! If you are right and Ii’m wrong, well, I guess its bad news for both of us. If I’m right and you’re wrong, well...then you are fucked. But no, seriously, I’m sure you’ll be just fine.....

This is sad. She should probably resign.

Well, who among us hasn’t wanted to smack someone when some asshole on Madden goes for two on his first touchdown. Amirite?

Sniff, is this ANY way to treat a MICHIGAN MAN? I say to you it is not. Nay, ‘tis not. A dingy locker room? My word......

Ah, well now lass, are we smoking the pot now? Your mum must be so disappointed in her young harlot of a daughter.

Moore is magnificent. Need 99 more like him.

I’m sure you’d prefer to allow infanticide right up until the point of birth you monster.

Yes sir, Harriot, I done won life’s lottery. Sorry, bro!

He tried that with Mika, but then felt something hard and cylindrical pushing back and he backed off.

“Rich people have too income” you illiterate bastard.

Yeah, kinda don’t care. They are yummy.