Well, bow down before ME, because I have ridden in the Yugo.

I seldom saw one back when they were new, and haven't laid eyes on one in many years.

My '13 Golf TDI has had the AC unit replaced, twice. No really reliable...

You're not missing anything.

they were introduced in 85 and most were dead or rusted out by 1992.

same here

this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read

I like older ones without the fuel injection, but this one's just fine. 4.9L/300CID L6, probably a T10 heavy transmission. I can't see not having an F250 around. At least one.

People also forget that miles != age. There is such a huge difference in what age will do to a car versus what miles will do.

That's an easy one

Look, a slow child!

$100,000 worth of the damage is believed to be in options alone.

Oh,the nostalgia...

Yes. Yes 1000 times. I'm so sad that they're not making a 3rd.

This game had insane graphics and was amazing for its time.

Very first question I had after reading the first sentence.

And if that weren't enough, you can get a stick-shift M5 for the price of a 991 with vinyl seats.

Probably about $35-40k.

The kind of person who buys a Jetta thinks that "the world" is from Long Island to South Florida.

But anyway, you purchased a new Jetta, and you're all excited because Volkswagen is going to take care of the maintenance, free of charge, for the next two years or 24,000 miles. Two years! 24,000 miles! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES! YOU COULD DRIVE AROUND THE WORLD! TWICE! OR TO THE GROCERY STORE A BUNCH OF TIMES!