Congratulations, MR. TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a TOYOTA CELICA which this LOVELY LADY will deliver without paying a supercar tax.

My pet theory is that the S-foils on an X-wing are radiator housings for the blasters.

It always bothers me when I see shock diamonds depicted in space. That’s not how it works, people!!!

Wife walks in while I’m on the computer: “Whatcha watchin’?”

You can tell the engine is hastily retrofitted, there are no shock diamonds in the exhaust. Hallmark of a quality engine. Example: J-58 from the SR-71 Blackbird, a real, wicked fast airplane. If Incom’s space engines were worth anything, they’d do it too, with, um, (rustling noises)... plasmoid wavetable injectors!…

Turbolasers are cool lasers. Way cooler than turbocancer.

“The fire rises!”

Oh no it’s prolapsing!

Pretty sure Star Wars is the reason I like modified cars.

Both, really.

Bitch, this is like all I do.

Have you missed all the toy reveals? It’s Poe’s X-wing with a BAR attached to the back.

Is that a big-ass engine or a big ass engine?

Are you not?!

Dollars to donuts we don’t see it in the movie and it was just used in the trailer to give dramatic effect to the narration “We are the spark... that will light the fire...”

Possible T-70B? Also, wouldn’t be the first time in the Star Wars series that a character has shown up with a customized space ship.