Methane builds up pretty badly in the sewers & canals in many of the Chinese cities.
Beijing's canals used to absolutely reek.
And it wasn't always thrill seekers blowing up the sewers.
Often it was well-meaning yet poorly-educated folks who would drop crackers down them to burn off some of the methane in an attempt to…

The guy in the blue jacket is dying.
That's what.
The concussive force ripping / melting the outer layer off his windbreaker would certainly be enough to destroy his internal organs. Not to mention his face and brain.
That gif, is a snuff gif.

The guy in the blue jacket is dying.
That's what.
The concussive force ripping / melting the outer layer off his windbreaker would certainly be enough to destroy his internal organs. Not to mention his face and brain.
That gif, is a snuff gif.

My fucking dream car.

I like that design..

I'm glad at least electric cars are available there.

Lived, studied, trained & worked in Beijing for about 7 years.
Traffic being slow is a positive.
In my first year, just the first year, I stopped counting at 27 confirmed deaths I personally witnessed on the roads.
Not just passing by the aftermath, but actually seeing the events themselves.
Freaking horrible.
When you…

Oh, it was a Kawasaki zx-9r. So 900+ cc crotch rocket.
Ugly great green thing.
What I was referring to was its proclivity for spitting blue flames outs it's noise hole whilst terrorising the streets of Beijing.

My ninja (I know, I know, "two wheels bad" etc etc), used to do it when you really gave her the goods.
Made me feel a bit like batman.

One with the infinite?

My wedding ring works just fine.
As does a metal pen, or even your watch.
Anything with a hard metal edge, especially if you aim nearer the edge where there is less flex in the glass.

I think

Yes! No, wait?

Damn that's a sexy piece of machinery...
I can live with only one kidney, right?

Awwwwww man, how do I get un-grey-ified?

Damn that is a sexy piece of machinery.
I can live with only one kidney, right?

Oh and this is my hottie wife looking like a hottie there on one of our first dates.

My favourite bit I used to spend my days off at was a section named Si Ma Tai.
At the time (2000-2007) it was one of the bits that hadn't been rebuilt so much for tourists.
Really beautiful, clear skies, great little cheap hotel at the base too.

Don't think the image loaded.

My favourite has to be Dixia Cheng -"underground city".
The bunker built under Beijing.
I'll let wiki do the explaining for me, but basically it really was built as an underground city.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergrou…
Fucking huuuuuuge. Approximately 85 sq kms.
Now mostly full of homeless people who charge you to…