Can we call it "being a giant turd"? Cherry picking stuff from the Bible to justify bigotry is shitty any way you slice it. "Love thy neighbor" doesn't have an asterisk by it.

Nope. They don't put much thought into their bullshit beliefs, so why should I spend time trying to find a more acceptable term for them?

Prince never got called for a charge. Instead, it was "OHHHHHHHHHHH PLAYER CONTROL. OH."

Yeah...you could have bought this car brand new in 2012!!! for 10k less.

I have been asking this since they announced the move... why aren't they changing the team name to the Coney Islanders?

Wasn't he also just in Oakdale, MN (~20 miles from Target Center) for some Buffalo Wild Wings promotion?

I'll never forget when 9/11 attacked. They had wrecked the set of Sesame Street, after refusing to appear as co-numbers of the day. "On to Manhattan!" they bellowed, "We will destroy the number crunchers of Wall St.!"

It's because there isn't a button you need to hold down.

I've been using the heat from that take to stay warm in this, the coldest of times.

Michigan State Football recreates these weird 60's styled programs.

In reality, though, LSD also stands for Lake Shore Drive, which is in Chicago, which of course is where the Cubs are from, so it's really not that odd, it just means the baby bear is...oh...drinking a road. I didn't plan out my entire argument.

I can just envision little Danny Snyder, up in the attic, thumbing through old Astros programs.

Poor bastard. Really makes me wish AZ had pulled off that Super Bowl against PITT, knowing that he's never getting there again. I also hoped the Vikings would sign him, and dump Jennings.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

Waiiit a minute, there are so many people commenting here about cleaning/admin work. I'm suddenly asking myself, who does that at my job? I know we have actual admins who are paid to be admins, I assumed they do all the admin work. And I know we have actual cleaning people who are paid to clean, I assumed they do all…

Good on ya. You're clearly not as deluded as the average Acura fanboi. ;)

His starting point was right around where Doug Baldwin took his poop.