LOL! I read that in a sarcastic, monotone voice. Nearly spit coffee all over my monitors. 

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

“French automaker Opel”

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I dunno about it being unsafe behavior (that has more to do with checking surroundings IMO), but I have noticed that the tire marks in driveways and parking lots are especially dark at points where people stop to turn their wheels. I usually notice more of that scrubbed rubber in concrete driveways that allow for…

I don’t wanna ruin my paint.

“Spacial profiling”

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.

Lucky he didn’t become Alain de Capitate.

And let’s not forget the Napier Deltic.

I WISH I could experience the pleasure of screwing in sheet metal screws into an unmolested car like that. I can feel that down in my plums.

My god, man! It’s a double decker bus, not your mother!

This isn’t a car, this is just a

Things got weird with Dieselgate when, last month, The New York Times reported that the company tested diesel emissions on ten monkeys.

I always forget there are arm rest storage bins in my SC. This isn’t really a secret, i’m just using this opportunity to remind everyone i have a Porsche.

You got your Caddies mixed up.

Yeah, because trying to yank some logs through the forest with 50 mph is a decent idea.