It could have been released stateside as the Pontiac Aztek Coupe! 

That is one well-modified Countryman. I would definitely check that out in a parking lot while my significant other rolls her eyes.

Sorry, not buying it. This was likely the safest time this could have been done. As you said, hardly anyone is on the road. I’m not buying the Alex Roy argument either, “They could have hit a truck carrying precious medical supplies”. Well, yeah but I’ll bet that’s statistically pretty low. I think most of the…

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

The Livewire is not very fast for a motorcycle.

For a Harley it is a spaceship, but yeah, it is way slower than most litre bikes. Even an old 600 is faster than the Livewire down the quarter mile....a setting they are absolutely not intended for.

Obvious but necessary. 

This guy!

ban twitter

Where do you live? In New Jersey they just started a few months ago and an appointment is required. They were booked solid for about 4 months

As a country? Our Government is about to pass a stimulus package that could top out around $6 trillion when all is said and done (it can go higher.) Why that much? Because we typed a bunch of zeros and nobody can stop us. We are building hospitals everywhere. We ordered companies to make more of everything and they…

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

I wouldn’t even mind the big emblem, but 5X smaller is about spot on.

What portion, components, or fuck it - bolt, on that thing is 1936 Chevy?

Sorry, let me rephrase: go eat a bag of dicks, you hungry, hungry dick hippo.

“For your contribution, here is a check for $10,000....but for some reason our accounting department issued checks for $15,000. Just deposit the check, mail us $4,000 cash and keep and extra $1,000 for your troubles.”

You absolutely should pick on Mike for this. Just because it’s common doesn’t mean that it’s right. He picked the title, he knew exactly what he was doing and excusing it only encourages more of the same.

So you hate Capitalism because people are giving their own money to charity instead of the government taking it and losing about 90% of it before it actually gets anywhere useful?

They didn’t have to donate a dime. Yet, they donated 10M Euros. You found a way to bitch about it. STFU, you worthless twat waffle.

Hey Mike, how much have you donated?

Came to Jalopnik today to read about car stuff. Left dissapointed that Jalopnik finds a way to bitch about someone donating money/resources, when the donating entity doesn’t have to do it at all.