I’m sorry you have poor taste in cars.

No, because it looks like a VW Scirocco and probably performs the same too.

Really? A Lancia Delta Integrale? Because it’s just UGLY and NOT super in any other way.

Or a 90s Cavalier to match her plane boarding attitude.

SoccerVan. You get a ride with soccer moms taking their kids places.

Agreed, this is one amazing looking machine!!!

Anyone know where can I buy some of that hypno vinyl to do my car with? Or what that pattern is called?

Traction control can’t always save the stupid.

84 months? Wow! Make sure to post a link to your first Cars and Coffee burnout video..

In Russia their word for Crazy Shit is “Tuesday”.

I’m sure they stopped complaining once the pain of their repeated state of California ass raping went away.

“Sport” An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

It didn’t break down, I bet it just ran out of gas.

Chess is NOT a sport, it’s a board game. Is Monopoly a sport?

Grumman Tiger all the way! But good luck finding a nice one for $30K!

Artist? Really, I’m still laughing.

Maybe cray lady wasn’t a fan of dem rimz yo........

Hookers hell, a bigger cup holder would of been a good add with all that extra space.

American truck is soo big! China can’t handle our trucks, they are just too big!! China truck is tiny.

Unless you have me on camera you have ZERO proof that your stupid ticket enforcement device didn’t have a hard look at itself in the mirror before taking its own life.