I care. It’s dumb, inauthentic and irritating. Additionally I’m sure that bad actors will find a way to make their EVs as catastrophically loud as the current crop of ICE shit-cans with no mufflers tuned to make everyone’s ears bleed by backfiring at any lift of the throttle.

In short: no.

“Put another way, you’re paying for additional software.”

No no. The Kia Connect app uses the EV9s cameras to take 360 snapshots so that you can see what’s going on around the vehicle when you use the app. 

Wait wait wait… the 360 camera is locked behind a subscription?

Holy shit

This one has always stuck with me (‘98 JGTC at Fuji)

Debt. It’s called debt.

Elon fired them all in a moment of pique. 

Yes. Just yes. 

What the fuck!?

Oh of course. I was laughing as I was writing it. None of this behavior is normal or ok.

“Wündertruck”? All I see is Blundertruck.

God I wish I was so rich in time and money that my only apparent concern was getting my stupid shiny truck to work. 

I don’t think there was ever any assumption on the owner’s part that the car would appreciate, or that it was purchased as an investment. The owner is just frustrated that the car has not held up to comparable cars in terms of value, largely due to Tesla’s continuous price cuts to try to induce more new purchases.

Needed to make daily Tesla post

This is just a dumb post.

“Sora Lee makes a measly salary of $400,000 per year as head of marketing for TikTok It gets worse, that salary combined with her investment portfolio only gives her a net worth of about $843,000. Times are tough right now for social media executives.”

Wait so randomly shooting out of a moving vehicle in public, because you thought your car got shot (which did they ever find bullet holes?)...Oh after he CUT SOMEONE OFF, constitutes as a reasonable action? nah the dude has no self control or humility to de-escalate the situation with a “I’m sorry wave” to the driver…

Or, heaven forbid, vote when they think they’re in the clear to do so.

The world is truly sick. Meanwhile, people go to jail for attempting to have their kids attend a better school than they can afford.