That seems like a particularly bad prank, since it's really easy to rip thread? This could not have caused more than a few minutes of slight inconvenience. Where as, at least with the sewing of the butt flap, you might not notice until the middle of the night when you suddenly have to use the poop chute, only to find…

Superman would beat Goku!

On BART, my friend once saw a toddler signal to it's mom that it had to poop ("elimination communication") and then the mom took out a tupperware and had the kid shit inside the tupperware. On the actual train car.

And PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON. :3

A bird landed on the middle finger[...]

In my early driving days (and even before that!) I attended several traffic schools. These were back when cops actually conducted the schools.

I need to get this out there. I'm sorry ahead of time. My party is friday and I am going to drink myself dead, I will dance like nobody is watching (like only a white girl can), I will dress to the nines. BECAUSE I PLANNED THIS GODAMNED PARTY! I'll also kareoke.

This party has been giving me anxiety and stress since…

- "This fucking sucks."

Of course, we could also take the good lesson of maybe waiting for a month before insisting that everything be burned to the ground. Even in true cases, it would also give a chance to see what the actual problem points are instead of just flailing at the most visible figure.

Same here. I worked in on-air broadcasting for 7 years. One job I lost when I tuned the station in and found out they'd changed formats that morning. One I learned I lost when I arrived at the station and saw the room where the broadcast booth had been was stripped of all 'manual' broadcast equipment and replaced…

I have an almost disproportionate hatred of the Mercator projection. In my native land we dismissed it as ridiculous and laughable and used pretty much any other one, but here's it's the default.

So, as someone who actually gets to watch Cristiano play in person every few weeks (soy socio del RM, y con abono de Champions, así que, a los alemanes tb), I'll take the under on Portugal and the over on Germany. Or maybe you didn't see Germany dismantle Portugal today.