His clone probably wrecked him.

Statistically, not being an idiot reduces your odds of injury or death in almost all aspects. You can’t blame a tool for negligent usage, but it’s the firearm’s fault he shot himself, and it’s all our vehicle’s fault that they allow idiots to text while driving, instead of immediately shutting down all portable…

Pools increase your chance of drowning in your backyard

Well, owning a car greatly increases my odds of being injured or killed by a traffic accident. It’s about responsibility in using an object, not the object itself. I can wipe out myself and plenty of others with my car (not a Mustang, by the way) if I choose to, but I use it as properly as I can.

Keeping a loaded,…

And the Jeep transmission problem claims yet another life.

Or, better yet, don’t tell him at all. Just let him just assume his BMW SUV-owning neighbor got lost and pray he doesn’t use the internet.

“WATCH ME CRUSH MY FERRARI USING MY ASTON MARTIN.” See? Hummer is now completely forgotten.

He doesn’t need one. He walks on water.

The video shows the truck tipping in the wall and the roof catching on a fence pole. Its a temporary street circuit, concrete walls and steel fencing poles are standard. There are no ‘SERIOUS issues’ with the trucks design, or the track design. Both are pretty standard.

Local media reporter = all tape on a car is duct tape

Right ... not easy at all. That’s one of my next mods, but I need to find someone who has a welder (and knows how to use it!) =).

“Let’s face it: this Mercury Cougar was the Fox Body car you never wanted”

-”I doubt a 17th place race start will thwart him much.” Unless they have to dry the track...

Using your baby as an airbag is generally frowned upon.

I bet they’re all safer than a motorcycle with five people on it, which is realistically what these cars are competing with. Making the cars safer will make them more expensive, which will make more people stick with the motorcycles, which will make them less safe.

In 2012 it came in light brown — Mocha Steel Metallic.

I shopped for almost a year before finding a manual V wagon that wasn’t either priced to the moon, or snatched up hours before I could secure.

Dude. You might as well go over to Jezebel and fat shame.

Wagon? Check.