Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

(Dad forgot to change shirts)

Al Davis in hell right now

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

Only care about one thing at a time people.

omg go to the library

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

-Colin Kaepernick

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

This is Deadspin

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

Is someone working on the “Prestigious Sports Trophies Ranked by Fuckability” list article right now? #1 has to be the Green Jacket, right?

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?