The main problem is the inertial dampers in the main and saucers lost sync as I was about to go into warp. The inertial sync timing belt should’ve been changed at 100k light years, which was 2 months ago but I get paid biannually =(

Your Stratus most likely has a mitsubishi motor...

I have a salvaged NCC-1701D saucer section only.

I love how between the 2 of us you’re the only person here:

No one intends to kill anyone street racing either. If someone started out the day with the plan to drive really fast and kill someone, that’s called pre-mediated homicide, or murder.

18 people killed

I can go ho anywhere, any time.

That was a movie right?

Yes when you’re wrong, double down!

Rain, use near sink, as a flashlight looking for something under my car in the rain, hiking, sweat, skiing, life...

If a bunch of white boys in harleys were doing this shit, I wouldn’t mind if a cop took a couple of shots at them too.

What on earth is that seat belt for?

FTFY

True and unfortunate.

They did that at my place once. I asked my boss, do you drive your car at redline all the time? He STFU pretty quickly.

How on earth is it possible for the heavier, larger, much more powerful, faster, honda civic 1.5T to have the same gas mileage as this thing???

On my buddy’s alfa romeo, if he presses down on the brake pedal, pushes the engine start button, and then puts it into drive, within 5 minutes, it will shut down by itself and throw a code. Guaranteed.

Just a reminder, when there’s 50 bajillion people on earth with smart phones, not all of us can be super creative and unique with our pictures.

Can someone explain this logic to me..

I guess. I guess I was trying to say that $37k on average, isn’t a humble brag for someone who is trying to actually brag.