I had the same exact thought.

Didn’t work for me either.

Not materialize. It’s a portal.

Or not enough grip fundamentally.

That’s cause you’re not reckless enough. I drove a 120HP car (think honda fit, 0-60 in 8.5 sec) and mashed my foot down at the last light in town with a Hyundai Genesis next to me. Sure he got to the 55mph road first but by the 3rd sweeping turn in the mountains, about a minute later I was blowing by him going well…

Landing?

The Honda Civic hatchback gets the same gas mileage, has a butt load more power (people have dynoed the standard version to almost 190hp) and seats 4 very comfortably.

This car is also making me physically ill. So mission accomplished.

Here you go from the new honda civic.

No one gives a fuck.

WTF, thats not how toilet paper works. But that is how are get clogs.

I buy select a size and tear the sheets in 1/2 or 1/3rds.

Half a billion, motherfuckers!

Have you thought about slowly stealing spare parts and building one in your garage?

Um... Apple, Dell, Microsoft...

Couldn’t something that size just be like, strapped to the roof. It’s the size of a small drawer. Not like it’s end table sized.

Surely even putting it in a sack and stuffing it under the car seats is better than putting it in the fireplace...

Um, why didn’t she just wear all the jewelery?

Village candle, definitely.

Village candle, definitely.

This one never gets old.