Wait till after a hundred miles on those tires with anything harder than TI/NI, like glass, quartz, etc, grinding into all those little gaps between the mesh and you’re gonna have nothing left.

No one gives a fuck.

WTF, thats not how toilet paper works. But that is how are get clogs.

I buy select a size and tear the sheets in 1/2 or 1/3rds.

Half a billion, motherfuckers!

Have you thought about slowly stealing spare parts and building one in your garage?

Then one day at the mall, two women smear you with two otherwise innocuous substances that when combined turn into Vx nerve gas. 

Let’s say that there’s a 1% chance that this will work. And it works.

That’s an incredible piece of slang!

Ugh, why would these idiots report that?

Can you imagine if the world were run by engineers and scientists who actually have the ability to look forward...

Um... Apple, Dell, Microsoft...

Couldn’t something that size just be like, strapped to the roof. It’s the size of a small drawer. Not like it’s end table sized.

Surely even putting it in a sack and stuffing it under the car seats is better than putting it in the fireplace...

Um, why didn’t she just wear all the jewelery?

Village candle, definitely.

Village candle, definitely.

This one never gets old.

I’m taking both pills!

They could have saved 55 pounds by doing what Toyota did and just added it to the drivers side only.

A lot of companies are now 3D printing implants, such as a femoral stem insert. Doesn’t matter whether it prints a standard part or a custom part from a person’s MRI point cloud data, the printer doesn’t care. We’re almost at the future.