No one gives a fuck.

WTF, thats not how toilet paper works. But that is how are get clogs.

I buy select a size and tear the sheets in 1/2 or 1/3rds.

Half a billion, motherfuckers!

Have you thought about slowly stealing spare parts and building one in your garage?

Um... Apple, Dell, Microsoft...

Couldn’t something that size just be like, strapped to the roof. It’s the size of a small drawer. Not like it’s end table sized.

Surely even putting it in a sack and stuffing it under the car seats is better than putting it in the fireplace...

Um, why didn’t she just wear all the jewelery?

Village candle, definitely.

Village candle, definitely.

This one never gets old.

They could have saved 55 pounds by doing what Toyota did and just added it to the drivers side only.

A lot of companies are now 3D printing implants, such as a femoral stem insert. Doesn’t matter whether it prints a standard part or a custom part from a person’s MRI point cloud data, the printer doesn’t care. We’re almost at the future.

If I thought that my life was about to end, I would immediately start jerking too.

So in other words, similar power, performance, and gas mileage as a 2 year old Honda Civic 1.5t...

He paid his $200k in cash.

I got a BJ the last time I bought a rolls-royce...

Why don’t you just increase the scope of your dream a little bit so you can afford to make them custom build a manual for it? I mean, if you’re dreaming anyway...

These idiots probably left it in 1st gear and manual mode.

Highway McHighway?