That’s not the only thing i’m not very good at!

It’s not that hard. One of the vendors we work with produce zinc die cast parts for gillette razors. They’re annual quantities are in the 9 figures.

Wow so you’re saying that out of 100,000,000 airbags activated, only 17 killed people? I didn’t know that many airbags activated.

So you’re one of those people!!!

That’s... frightening. But doesn’t the civic sport hatch have 18 inchers?

Why???

What about “at least it wasn’t filling in mass graves”?

Why do people say stuff like they value ‘speed over comfort’ then say that Porsche has to put a manual in it?

Bro u just said Rest In Peace In Peace...

My problem with this is, if I wear ass-less chaps into class with pasties on, I’d be called out for being a distraction and probably visually offensive. But when a girl wears thigh highs with a skirt so short her ass cheeks are showing, it’s “we’re not sex objects”. Give me a break. You’re wearing that and a push-up…

Yes, but that’s not what made the truck so awesome.

The engine produced 1200 HP and 3500 lb-ft of torque. It had 2 of them.

That’s not weird.

You watched the video to see a 12 ton truck kick ass. DM was just icing on the cake!

Here you are... in your turbocharged 600hp Peugeot 405. Flying through the desert at 120mph like you’re hot shit. Out of the corner of your eye, what’s that? 12 tons of fury and you eat his dust.

Move my blood bag!!!

Whatever the hell happened to pay for playing? If I track a car, I’m ready to have it totaled. In fact, I’ve never bought any car that I couldn’t back up with cash.

Not terrorism. So we’re safe then! Maybe other countries should start sending their condolences and saying they pray that we end the daily shootings through extreme vetting, god bless.

Might I introduce you to this wonderful concept called amortization.

What’s gonna be the difference between Porsche Unleashed 2 and Porsche, Unleashed 2 Baby?