He’ll end up running this thing:

I wish car companies made a car that had minimal luxuries but was safe as fuck.

Tastes like it too.

Good aperture control for dof.

Going to end up being called a Compact Sports Activity Coupe GT.

Maybe he’ll commit suicide in prison?

There’s a reason for this. When I’m going 80mph in heavy fog, my high beams, even though they create a blur of light in front of me, project far and bright enough forward that I can pick out the reflectors from other cars, guardrail, etc, from twice as far away as with the low beams + fog lights.

That’s for electricity!

Whats with the battery gage?

Right but is the inside of your car rattling itself apart?

This one time, in band camp, I sucked a cop off and he reduced my 75 over (I was going 145 in a 70) to 20 over...

Ah I see. Funny cause as a mechanical engineer, I took that literally and I was like, no way!

What does that actually mean?

OMG this is gonna keep going like this isn’t it...

Arg I just noticed the pun haha, I’m very sheltered.

Shit like this is why I get so pissed off because not only do I have to design and get our products through production but we’re also paying a team of 3 people in marketing to come up with crap ideas like this that I have to fix and convince the owner of the company to make them implement so why don’t they just fire 2…

Why didn’t they just come up with a sister brand?

Your car’s on fire. Doors locked. Batteries popping. YOU try and find the emergency release...

Maybe i’m getting old but I just don’t see the joy of owning something like a porsche or amg car anymore. I mean, yeah I can buy one cash with less than a years worth of savings but why? I was on the road the other day in a car with like, 120HP, buried the throttle on an on ramp and within maybe 20 seconds i was at…

Or they might just live at home. We work our asses off. To make over 1/4 mil a year and the thought of buying a 65k Porsche is completely beyond our budget.