In that, RR, it would be: How much horsepower does this car have? Answer: It has all the horsepower.

Cartilage exists in a sealed environment, teeth are open the the surface contacts are completely different.

South East Asian people are generally more tan so racists usually see them as Asian AND Latino AND maybe black, the trifecta.

Um... you name me 1 man made material that can last a life time under the same conditions and abuse.

That cargo plane scene in fast and furious that takes 25 minutes to land on a runway actually happens in like 2 minutes in real time. It took so long on film because we’re viewing every view point.

You take that back! I love my car!

Like iron, you mean, damn near impregnable to atmospheric gases?

Everybody. That’s who the 10.0 Ford was smoking, everybody.

I do the paleo exercise. Basically, I go into the hood, find a dude who’s about my size, slap him in the face, and run for my life. That’s for cardio. For weight training, I find someone slightly larger than me.

If you’re haulin ass across country, you won’t be sleeping anywhere.

Seriously. I routinely cruise at 90mph/140kmh and I have to get into the right lane. I’m no pussy so one time I started to ease into it and ended up going 130 mph before the last person backed off. 

Seriously, I was going 90mph on the turnpike once thinking I was hot shit and some teenage girl blew by me in an Elantra going like, at least 110.

Lesson #1 Don’t sell suitcases full of cocaine to undercover cops.

Do you want Trump? Cause we can give you Trump!

Plot twist, he’s not your father. :o

Bingo, you just said the key phrase, you’re admitting that you’re now an old pruney fart.

Yeah but how long did it take from the time it was determined hat it should be replaced until it was usable? Would still put us to shame here though. There’s no pride anymore. Just greed and corruption.

Too bad this didnt happen in japan. It would be replaced in like, 2 weeks.

In case anyone is wondering, a lot of S-Classes make money, as limos and service cars.

“sir.. sir put that back in your pants, sir, si..*glug glugg glugglug*” am I doing this right?